Humor-More from Dr. Hal

Dr Hal
Dr Hal
  • A manufacturer said to a storekeeper, “Thank you, Mr. Schwartz, for your patronage.
  • I wish I had twenty customers like you.”
    “Gee, it’s good to hear you talk like that, but I’m kind of surprised,” admitted Schwartz.
    “You know that I protest every bill and never pay on time.”
    The manufacturer said, “I’d still like twenty customers like you.
    The problem is, I have two hundred.”

 

The high school kid loved fast cars, and was thrilled to land a summer job with the local Alfa Romeo service center.
“Gee, Mr. Vespucci,” he gushed, grabbing a wrench,
“I can’t wait to learn the ins and outs of fixing up these babies.”
So he was startled when Mr. Vespucci told him to put down his tools and listen up.
“The first thing you gotta learn how to do,” he instructed the kid,
“is to open the hood, stand back, and shake your head very, very sadly.”

A look around the room_Photos

We receive numerous photos highlighting the activities involving our meetings and members. Mostly beyond “Service above self” we support having fun. Let’s share a few photos.

 

Steve and Ron
Steve and Ron
Steve thinking????
Steve thinking????
Alex Hopkins, Dist. Governor elect 2017
Alex Hopkins, Dist. Governor elect 2017
Room with a view.
Room with a view.
District 5030 Honorees: Hal and Elly
District 5030 Honorees: Hal and Elly
Coach and Dave

 

Paul Cunnington, The Unintentional Economist

Last week we heard from economist Paul Cunnington, a purveyor of pragmatism.

Several of his pronouncements were as follows:

Steve Barton, Pres. Elect Jim Horrigan, with Paul Cunnington
Steve Barton, Pres. Elect Jim Horrigan, with Paul Cunnington
  • The media are not honest.
  • 95% of what is written or spoken about the economy is either wrong or irrelevant.
  • Nothing should be taken for granted.
  • Money does not disappear; it just changes hands.
  • Those who are informed accumulate fortunes, the actions of Soros, et al, being an example.
  • The movement of money runs through the stock and real estate markets. When one rises, the other declines.
  • When real estate drops, the strength of the US dollar follows.
  • A drop in oil prices was caused by the dollar getting cheaper.
  • Chinese investment in the US is in commercial real estate
  • As money flows in from China, these currents can change and affect many lives.
  • Fluctuations in credit affect the economy more than the supply of money.
  • When mortgages are widespread, money comes “out of the air”. The price of goods and services rises.
  • Sufficient money must be created to pay principals and interests.
  • This cannot go on forever.
  • Debt can be used productively to grow the economy.
  • Debt is non-productive when it is used for spending.
  • Debt cannot pay back principal and interest.
  • When debt creation is large, prices rise.
  • It takes $3 of debt to produce $1 of growth. This is bad for future generations.
  • Rising debt, with people borrowing money to spend it, means higher stock market risk.
  • With money not being paid back, recession results.
  • The times for recovery from recession loom longer and longer, accompanied by a drop in the economy
  • An apparent rise in the stock market does not always mean we are in a favorable growth period.
  • A long -term debt cycle recovery time is 60-80 years.
  • A lot of manufacturing has left us due to government debt policy/trade deficit.
  • With debt rising and the deficit greater, this does not mean we have growth.
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Comment: According to the speaker, things are not exactly looking up

Virginia Emery: What are you eating?

IMG_8096Our April 24th speaker was entomologist Virginia Emery an advocate for insects. Her farm contains them in abundance.

She avers:

  • Insects comprise half the animal species on earth, with beetles predominating in many forms.
  • They perform important services which concern food, a proper ecosystem, water, and air.
  • They kill other insects.
  • Termites break down dead material and recycle nutrients,
  • Mealworms biodegrade styrofoam, which can be converted to animal feed.
  • Leaf cutter ants turn leaves into fungus, which they then eat.
  • They are social just like us.
  • Army ants eat everything, while cooperating with each other in intricate ways.
  • Ants and other insects communicate with each other by means of pheromones,
  • The dance language of honeybees direct others to the best flowers for pollination.
  • We depend on bees, which are endangered. To replace what they do in the US would cost $29 billion; worldwide $173 billion. Without them, we would lack the food we enjoy.
  • Flies are important in their effect on composting, their recycling causing a buildup of nutrients.
  • Insects are food, and are eaten in many places.
  • They are the next super food, being a source of protein.
  • Food waste is a large problem. 1/3 of all food is wasted.

Her company, Beta Hatch, converts organic waste into animal feed fertilizer.

Comment:  A compelling discourse. But somehow we cannot help but wish that Noah had not admitted those two flies and two mosquitoes onto the Ark.  

Cricket flour bar
Cricket flour bar

 

Max Collinge: Emotional Intelligence

Max Collinge and Pres. Tim
Max Collinge and Pres. Tim

Our speaker on April 21st, Max Collinge, in a succinct presentation, maintained that Emotional Intelligence and body language are better predictors of one’s success than an IQ, Citing his own rise from the depths of poor self-image and directionless existence, he came to develop social skills by employing a few vital principles.

Much is based on the Vagus nerve, a structure responsible for the difference between comfort and panic. How we think of ourselves determines how we comport ourselves and, in turn, how others regard us. The development of five character traits often makes all the difference:

  1. Love for oneself and the other person leads to favorable body language (i.e. a deep breath that stimulates the Vagus) and a feeling of sociability.
  2. Intellectual Honesty. Speaking one’s mind and not withholding opinions helps to burn off resentment, leads to clearer speech, truth, honesty, and transparency. One is thus able to speak reasonably and vent what is on one’s mind, obviating negative thoughts.
  3. Emotional vulnerability.  Allowing this to show on one’s face is preferable to a masking smile. It communicates how we really feel.
  4. A genuine interest in other people, especially in cases of strained relationships, is a good trait. Be tuned in, pick up emotional cues. Ask people about themselves. All of this can be soothing.
  5. Self-direction. Have pride, hold the head up high, and believe you have the capacity. This results in self-assurance.
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He asserts that if we think of which of the five keys with which we may have trouble, and work on them, good results may well ensue.

Comment:  Some have the innate capacity. Others have to work at it.

May 6th, UW Rotaract Banquet and Auction

Top (63)Sign up for UW Rotaract’s Annual International Service Scholarship Banquet and Auction on May 6th, 2016. This will be held at the UW Hub Lyceum from 6-9 PM. Tickets are $20 for students and $25 for the general public. There is also an option to sponsor a table (8 seats) for $160. If you sell 2 tickets and if you are a Rotaract member, you get yours for free! All proceeds go toward our student service scholarships and charities!

Your ticket includes access to a live auction, silent auction, raffle, and a buffet dinner catered by Little Thai Kitchen, and one free alcoholic beverage (if you’re over 21)!

If you have not paid yet, please go to tinyurl.com/donateuwrotaract BEFORE the event. Please contact uwhsroto@uw.edu or ssleong@uw.edu for any questions or concerns. See you on May 6th!

Camaraderie!

Quite often when asked, “What is Rotary?” it is easy to respond, “We are a Service Organization”, whatever that means. Most of us then begin to enumerate the various local and international projects or causes we support; including programs which aide and promote international understanding; and who hasn’t heard about Rotary’s commitment to the eradication of worldwide polio, or how about the various local and national literacy projects; not to exclude, local food drives, tree planting, and the promotion of Rotaract clubs which introduce and involve college students in “Service Above Self”. Most important for the success of all of these endeavors is the camaraderie.

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Why are these people laughing?
Why are these people laughing?

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Pamela Banks and Past President Mike Madden
Pamela Banks and Past President Mike Madden
Phill Briscoe with Jenny Martin
Phill Briscoe with Jenny Martin

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Teri St. Onge, Chase Carter, Betsy Conklin, and Pam Mushen
Teri St. Onge, Chase Carter, Betsy Conklin, and Pam Mushen

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Bono’s Message to Rotary Members

Published on Jun 19, 2014
“Whenever I go doing my work in Africa, The Rotarians have been there before me. It Is very humbling thing to discover just exactly what “Service Above Self” adds up to when you see it in practice in the field” ~ Bono

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chris Bailey, former King County Prosecuting Attorney

Chris Bailey
Chris Bailey

March 24th our speaker was Chris Bayley, former King County Prosecuting Attorney.  He recounted how he created a justice model that has showed how the office is to be run. His reforms endure to the present day.

He is an advocate of strong relationships between the justice system and the community. Had his model been in place, the police shooting tragedies in the US would not have resulted in unrest and violence.

He traced the history of vice-related corruption, wherein brothels, liquor, and gambling had been allowed to flourish through a system of payoffs. Thus, licenses were continuously renewed. This Tolerance Policy went on for some 30 years. The City Council Licensing Committee, if not paid off, would harass the entrepreneurs. Thus, the pinball-punch card-pull-tab illegal industries made millions and averaged a yearly $500K in revenue to the city. The police vice squad payoff system grew. The Tolerance Policy was, in fact, public endorsement of municipal corruption.

In the middle ’60s, Bayley and other reformers began a campaign to elect different council members. US Attorney Pitkin took office, but could enforce only federal, not state law. Bayley, in some interesting political machinations and confrontations, scored an upset with a narrow victory and became Prosecuting Attorney for King County. He reformed the office and, as he stated it, drove a stake through the police corruption system. His predecessor, KCPA Carroll, had not prosecuted important violations, but trivial ones. This changed. Favorable treatment came to an end. The law began to be applied equally to everyone, including prominent offenders. Police departments were made to behave. The office was thus professionalized.

Comment: It is probable that, elsewhere, corruption exists. It is hoped that similar reformers will enter those arenas as well.

April 1st, Services for Rev. David Storm

Parrish PhotoThe memorial service for The Rev. David Storm will be on Friday, April 1, 2016 at 1:00 pm at St. Andrew’s Episcopal Church in Port Angeles, WA.

The Rev. Stephanie Parker is looking into hiring a bus for transport. If you are interested, please sign up on the clipboard in the Narthex of the church. A public graveside service at Lake View Cemetery is Saturday April 2, at 11:00am.


 

The Rev. David Anderson Storm

1928-2016

Born: 2/3/1928 in Seattle , WA

Son of: Jerome Richard Storm and Dorothy Rachel Storm

Education: Broadway High School, Seattle, 1946; BA Whitman College, Walla Walla, WA, 1950;

M Div, Virginia Theological Seminary, Alexandria, VA, 1965

Confirmed in the Episcopal Church, Christmas 1961 at Cathedral of St. John the Evangelist, Spokane, WA

Ordained to the Diaconate: 6/20/1965; Ordained to the Priesthood: 6/24/1966

Business Background:

1950-1958       Department Manager, J.C. Penney Co., Seattle, WA

1958-1962       Credit Manager, Volker Co., Spokane, WA

Service:

1965-1967       Assistant/Curate, St. Stephen Episcopal Church, Spokane, WA

1967-1972       Vicar, St. Hilda-St. Patrick Episcopal Church, Edmonds, WA

1972-1993       Rector, St. Andrew Episcopal Church, Port Angeles, WA

1974-1980       Diocesan Evaluation Committee, Diocese of Olympia

1974-1990       Training and Consulting Services (TACS), Diocese of Olympia

1978-1982       Diocesan Council, Diocese of Olympia

1993                Retired

1995-2016       Assisting Priest, St. Stephen, Seattle

Other:

1962   Spent 5 months traveling in Europe and the near East. Visited 22 countries during that time.

David Storm went into the ministry after a career in business. While working in Spokane for the Volker Company, at one time the largest wholesale distributor of home furnishings in the country, he started attending the Cathedral of St. John the Evangelist and was confirmed there at Christmas 1961. The Very Rev. Richard Coombs, Dean of the Cathedral wrote that, “David was one of our boys who went into the ministry…He graduated from the Virginia Seminary, and went to St. Stephen’s as curate following his ordination.” When St. Stephen’s, Spokane could no longer support a curate, Dean Coombs suggested that David contact “near-by” bishops about employment. One of these “near-by” bishops, Bishop Ivol Ira Curtis of Olympia responded and soon David was on his way back to the Seattle area with an appointment as Vicar at St. Hilda, Meadowdale (now St. Hilda-St. Patrick, Edmonds). St. Hilda’s had only been formed a few years before and shortly after his arrival, St. Hilda’s and St. Patrick’s, Eastmont began share David’s ministry and eventually formed one congregation. After his first visit to Meadowdale,

David wrote,

I had an exciting albeit confusing ride through the Meadowdale area yesterday. The best characterization of the area would be people to people – like wall to wall carpeting. The area seems to have no focal center except the schools so St. Hilda’s (I found a sign on a tree pointing in a nebulous direction with that name on it) meeting there is a good thing. Growth – and rapid at that – would seem to be the order of the day for the area and for the church…

 David served at St. Hilda’s-St. Patrick’s for 5 years during which time ground was broken for a new church building. In September 1972, he wrote to his congregation telling them of his acceptance of a call to St. Andrew, Port Angeles, The writer of the Book of Ecclesiastes rightly says that there is a time and a place for all things. I don’t recall that he says how one deals with such changes in terms of your own feelings…I have been privileged to be a part of your lives as you have been of mine. While I will no longer be your priest, I can still be your friend and I do wish well for each of you… This sentiment is typical of David Storm as he was and is often described as a good friend. In a variety of letters he’s described as ‘amiable and likable,’ ‘ready to build friendships across denominational lines,’ ‘a most likable and engaging person, open, interested, always ready to engage with people..’ and ‘very kind, a gentle man, and a gentleman.’

Fr. Storm served 21 years at St. Andrew’s where he exhibited the qualities of caring and friendship referred to throughout his career.   A conscientious priest and a good administrator – responsible in the matter of expending church funds, he felt that, the Lord’s money must be spent wisely at all times. One parish secretary remarked that this was a ‘comment he makes with sufficient regularity that it might be considered a by-word with him.’

Arriving in Port Angeles on the heels of the Rev. Walter McNeil, Jr., who left to become Archdeacon for the diocese, David had some big shoes to fill. As a new church building had just been completed, he and the congregation could concentrate on pastoral concerns and community outreach – as well as continued development of the church facilities.

In 1983, Fr. Storm suggested an idea to the Port Angeles city council to establish a fund to help people in need pay utility bills. The idea called for those who were able and willing, to contribute money to a fund that would help people truly in distress and unable to pay their bills. A utility relief fund was subsequently established. He also served on the local committee responsible for allocating federal aid funds to those in need of shelter and food.

During his tenure at St. Andrew’s the new Coulter organ was installed and a memorial garden was also established.

Fr. Storm was also active in the diocese serving on the Diocesan Evaluation Committee, tasked with the responsibility of evaluating the effectiveness of diocesan programs, Diocesan Council and as a member of TACS, the diocese’s Training and Consulting Services, with which he served as a senior trainer focusing on leadership development and organizational skills.

Though David retired from St. Andrew’s in 1993, he continued to occasionally officiate there and was also soon at work again as Assisting Priest at St. Stephen’s, Seattle – where he continued his ministry.

He will be missed!